Investor: "AI, should I go long or short on Apple?"

This short, humorous piece (by Itai Levitan) offers no market analysis or trading guidance—it's a joke about an investor asking an AI whether to go long or short on Apple and the AI recursively querying other AIs and analysts. There are no price data, forecasts, or technical points, so it has no direct market impact beyond light commentary. Readers should not treat it as investment advice.